
step 1: tape Charmin (the softest, 2-ply ass-wipe you can buy) to $6,700 Jeff Miller paint job.

step 2: drive pretty fast. note asswipe stays inside hood scoop.

step 3: note shredded edges that prove existence of 80mph wind in hood scoop!
step 4: re-use toilet paper. (EFI only, too many fumes from Carburated engines - ouch!)
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