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An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Austin,Texas.
Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some
on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom,undresses,walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a little louder this time,
"Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging
down
again tomorrow!!"
Furious, Sam yells,
"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS ! ! ! ! !
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat,Sam------ya shoulda bought a
hat."
 

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That's a good one
 
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