Factory Five Racing Forum banner

1 - 13 of 13 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,200 Posts
Discussion Starter #1 (Edited)
AP Newswire - 06/01/2010

In the usually peaceful community of Elkhart Lake, Wisconsin there has been great turmoil recently as Summer arrived. Insect Rights Activists have chimed in following a DNR and EPA report of diminished insect counts along many back roads around Sheboygan County.

The DNR has shown that wherever a certain '33 Street Rod is driven, there is an immediate reduction in the number of flying insects. Forensic Insect Pathologist Ralph "Creepie" Crawler said in a report released to the public over Memorial Day Weekend that he has found significant scientific evidence of the FFR '33 Ford's killing spree.

While crowds of protestors surrounded his garage chanting anti bug killing songs our AP Newswire reporter, Slap Skeeter, was able to interview the car's owner. Tom "Terminal Velocity" Veale said there were no malicious maneuvers used while piloting his '33 two tone Ford street rod on a 100 mile journey recently. Instead he claims to be innocent of any and all wrongdoings.

Mr. Veale's claim is that there is a strange psychological manifestation occurring within the insect community where they become despondent, and therefore suicidal. He claims that these deaths have occurred not because of some plan of his own, but that the mass psychosis is leading to massive reduction in the bug populations.

We were able to obtain these spy photos showing the evidence of a blood bath. Remember this wholesale slaughter took place in just 100 miles and that by Mr. Veale's own confession, he's driven this machine nearly 1800 miles already!

Please, keep small children protected from these graphic images!
They are very disturbing; viewers discretion is advised.......................

<img src="http://www.aim-users.com/bugocide_01.gif">

<img src="http://www.aim-users.com/bugocide_02.gif">

Stay tuned to this channel for more breaking news.................
 

·
Senior Member
Joined
·
5,470 Posts
Need more full body pictures of the weapon in order to accurately assess to potential loss of insect life.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,200 Posts
Discussion Starter #3
Hi BF, The ICSI (insect crime scene investigators) impounded the car's grille as further evidence!

TV
 

·
master craftsman
Joined
·
5,597 Posts
OH......The Horror!!!!!!!!!!!
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
777 Posts
:homersimpson: DOH!
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
202 Posts
Reduced Insect Counts

We just returned from a 2200 mi road trip to Boulder, CO and back (not in the 33HR) and I can attest to the insect reduction capabilities of a motor vehicle at 75mph. We had to pressure wash the front end of our HHR twice to get the dried bug juice off.

Racerboy1a

ps: I now have about 16hrs in reworking the fuel tank mounting brackets and filler neck. What a pain in the neck (no pun intended):wacko:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,200 Posts
Discussion Starter #8
Update - Nine Years of Buggicide, Killing Spree Continues

AP Newswire - 06/01/2010

In the usually peaceful community of Elkhart Lake, Wisconsin there has been great turmoil recently as Summer arrived. Insect Rights Activists have chimed in following a DNR and EPA report of diminished insect counts along many back roads around Sheboygan County.

The DNR has shown that wherever a certain '33 Street Rod is driven, there is an immediate reduction in the number of flying insects. Forensic Insect Pathologist Ralph "Creepie" Crawler said in a report released to the public over Memorial Day Weekend that he has found significant scientific evidence of the FFR '33 Ford's killing spree.

While crowds of protestors surrounded his garage chanting anti bug killing songs our AP Newswire reporter, Slap Skeeter, was able to interview the car's owner. Tom "Terminal Velocity" Veale said there were no malicious maneuvers used while piloting his '33 two tone Ford street rod on a 100 mile journey recently. Instead he claims to be innocent of any and all wrongdoings.

Mr. Veale's claim is that there is a strange psychological manifestation occurring within the insect community where they become despondent, and therefore suicidal. He claims that these deaths have occurred not because of some plan of his own, but that the mass psychosis is leading to massive reduction in the bug populations.

We were able to obtain these spy photos showing the evidence of a blood bath. Remember this wholesale slaughter took place in just 100 miles and that by Mr. Veale's own confession, he's driven this machine nearly 1800 miles already!

Please, keep small children protected from these graphic images!
They are very disturbing; viewers discretion is advised.......................



Stay tuned to this channel for more breaking news.................
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Killing Spree continues in 2019. Protests louder than ever!
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,200 Posts
Discussion Starter #11
Hi Barrel and J33,

Think of the 12,000 miles I now have on the car. That requires a lot of Windex.

Maybe the '33 could eradicate the Zika Virus problem single handed.....

I guess I never thought about exactly what it was I was cleaning off the windscreen.......

Tom
 
1 - 13 of 13 Posts
Top