[CNIDog]

If I ever get my dream car on the road, my wife has threatened (if she doesn't get a key) to put this sticker on it:

"Why yes. I am having a mid-life crisis. How did you know?"

 

[FFR1668]

Local interest here! There is an endangered bird called the plover around here. It nests on the beach. As a result of this bird some of the best beaches are close from April to September!

Favorite bumper sticker. We love Plovers...
tastes just like chicken

 

[Mike D]

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

Makes me laugh every time.

 

[John Phillips]

"Nuke the Gay Whales For Jesus" - kind of covers all bumper topics on one sticker!

"Eschew Obfuscation" - obviously!

 

[Raddog]

I'm not tailgating..... I'm drafting
Out of work.. eat your import
My boss is a jewish carpenter
my other cars a cobra
not my favorites, but ones I saw going up the don valley today, except the cobra one and I kind of changed it a bit.
Cheers Ray

 

[Brendan]

"Yes its fast, and no you can't drive it."

 

[kadunkadunk]

Majority Defender

 

[kadunkadunk]

Protected by Smith & Wesson

 

[GregR]

"Get off the phone and drive"

"Wide open 'till you see God...then brake"

 

[Chick FFR Racer]

"I see dumb people" is the most recent one that has made me LOL

 

[Ray]

I saw this one last month:

"Stop Youth Violence...Vote Pro-Choice"

I did put one on the back of my Sgts. car that said "Bad Cop, No Donut" was there for a week before it was noticed.

Ray

PS: Hope he doesn't read this forum!!!!

 

[herethis1]

this may be innapropriate, but I like it:

I wish I got laid as much as I get [email protected]#&

 

[herethis1]

oops, excuse the spelling error

 

[Russ F]

A couple that really irk the local Santa Cruzans:

"EARTH FIRST!
Then we'll log
the rest of the
planets"

"I'm sorry... My karma
just ran over your dogma"

 

[PWildcat]

Earth First...log the other planets later.

God was my co-pilot, but we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat Him.

U.S. out of my uterus!

Friends don't let friends vote Republican.

All of these were seen on actual cars (mostly VW busses, actually) in Humboldt County, Ca while my wife and I were going to college.

Brent

 

[Ozona]

Some favorites:

Wink and I'll do the rest
Keep Honking, I'm Reloading
Welcome to Texas, now go home
Don't be a Jack Ass, Vote Republican

 

[Veloce]

I Have "Yes it's fast, no you can't drive it" on my roll bar and "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting" on the license plate ring.

I have really enjoyed the "Bad Cop...No Donut" sticker.
In No Cal,there are many idiot stickers that espouse any and every crazy cause but "Nuke the Whales" and "Visualize Whirled Peas" also bring a smile to my face.

For the Nuclear Chemists in the group, "Heisenberg May have Slept Here" was seen around the Washington Beltway.

Back in the 70's, I saw one that said "Honk if you love Jesus". I honked and he gave me the Finger.

For the Dislectics amoung us, I saw "Dog is my co-Pilot" recently.

Jim

 

[Satanpez]

EARTH FIRST!
We'll Stripmine the other planets later.

-steve in nj-

 

[CRZN 427]

I made a stick on that has my favorite,
"Too Much Is Just Right", Carroll Shelby.

I have also seen,
"Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly".

In College I had,
"PROFANITY, The Vain Attempt of the Feeble Mind to Express Itself Forcefully"; and
"In This World of Ordinary People, Thank Heavens There's ME".

 

[Streetrodpainter]

"97% ******* 3% beer" I saw this on a truck today, rifles in the back window, a wood plank for the rear bumper and a bed full of empty beer cans. needless to say, I do believe it... cheers, SRP