[TNCobra]

I was driving through a neighborhood near my house last weekend, coming back from an errand to the local home depot. I was following this lady in the ubiquitous late 80’s Chrysler minivan, with the paint chipped and smoke coming out of the tailpipe. I was behind her for a while wandering through the various stop signs. At about the fourth stop sign, with me stopped behind her, I am startled when I see white light (reverse lights) flash on her taillights. She has put the car in park in the middle of the street at a stop sign.

She swings open the door and takes four aggressive steps toward me. I am thinking, what the heck did I do? Was I too close? Was I driving too fast? Did I cut her off before? Had she seen me getting on a freeway prior? I quickly looked in my rear view mirror to see if I could back out of the way of this oncoming, obese, angry looking Mother of at least three.

She comes right up to my door and I still can’t understand what I did, and she says, “That is the most beautiful car I have ever seen”. I thank her, wipe the sweat from my brow, and complete my journey home. These cars even bring out the best in soccer moms!

 

[David Borden]

FUNNY!!!

David

 

[Bill]

That's funny.

 

[dpmac]

I was getting gas one day when a chubby little boy about 10 years old runs accross the entire gas station lot, he stops at my car catching his breath. He says "My mom wants to know what kind of car that is". So I tell him and he takes a big breath and runs back to a mini van parked on the other side of the lot. He gets in and they drive away.

 

[aumoore]

I do notice a few more smiles from the ladies in the Mini-Vans.