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Every now and then we invite the lurkers to sign on and tell us what you're up to. What are you reading? What questions are bugging you but you're afraid to ask? Just say hi, we won't bite. :D

[ September 15, 2002, 12:36 AM: Message edited by: Bill ]
 

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Alright Bill, I have a comment.

Went on a nice walk with Joan earlier and we came upon a telephone pole with a sign. It said:

"LOST, African Gray Parrot, my best friend for 18 years! REWARD"

I looked at Joan and said; "How sad!"

She said; "Yeah, that your best friend for 18 years is a friggin bird!"

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Why do dogs like to stick their heads out the windows of a moving car,,, but they get mad when you blow in their face?
That's been bugging me for awhile. ;)
RR
 

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And why do they put city names & zip codes on water towers? It's not like you can mail them back if they blow away!
 

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RR - Must be BAD breath!

Hee Hee

Rgds
Rob

PS - Why do you drive on a "Parkway", and park on a "Driveway"?

Go figure!

[ September 15, 2002, 08:55 AM: Message edited by: Rob ]
 

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How come I can go to a resturant and order "jumbo shrimp", get served by a "pretty ugly" waitress, and if I have a "few too many", get "legal assistance"?

The world makes my head hurt. :D
 

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Best answer to the, "Is it a real one." question.

Touch it, go ahead. Solid huh? Yup, it's real.

:D

Believe it or not I have had SEVERAL people ask me if it's a real frame. :confused: :D
 

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Went out for breakfast this morning with the warden (read - wife of 32 years) and had two people ask me what year it was. I told them it was a June 6th. (That was our finish date). That'll get you some strange looks.

Also, why is there braile on the buttons at a drive up bank teller lane?

Why is it that the oldsters (snow birds) in my city (West Palm Beach) could not see 18-point bold-faced type on the voting machines but can spot an early bird menu in a restaurant window from across 4 lanes of traffic at 50mph?

Oh yeah, where did all the flea skins go that have been shed for the last 50 million years?

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Originally posted by Ozona:
Best answer to the, "Is it a real one." question.

Touch it, go ahead. Solid huh? Yup, it's real.

:D

Believe it or not I have had SEVERAL people ask me if it's a real frame. :confused: :D
That is classic! lol
 

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But you know what really burns my a$$.....A fire about 3 ft tall.

I've always wanted to know....
If you drop a cat it always lands on its feet and if you drop buttered bread it always lands butter side down what happens if you butter a cats head? :rolleyes:

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Just a friendly lurker saying hi.

MDFF
 
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