doctors, skin cancer, cars & old-farts

Had to get blood work done awhile back for my skin cancer surgery. Went to a clinic that I think they send all the old farts to. While I was waiting an old man in an electric wheelchair (said he was 93) was complaining that he had just bought a new Mercedez and they took away his driver's liscense. Anyway, he was parked in front of the bathroom door. After what seemed to be an eternity of him complaing about what a good driver he was another older fellow came rushing up hollering for him to move his chair so he could get in the bathroom. The man in the chair pushed the lever and it moved forward a foot. As the other man tried to enter the bathroom the capable wheelchair driver lurched backwards pinning the guy in the bathroom door. As he yelled and I tried to extricate him from the door...you guessed it. He messed his pants! Sure glad they took that Mercedez away. BTW, only lost top of ear and some other parts here and there. A little plastic surgery and I'll look as bad as ever. USE YOUR SUN BLOCK!
Thanks,
Ron FFR1738