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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me!" she said.
"I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less."

He bought her a brand new bathroom scale.


Services will be at Downing funeral home on Monday the 12th. Please send your donations to the, "Think before you say things to your wife foundation," Dallas, Texas.



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Hey, he can also qualify for a Darwin award.
 
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