I'm getting rich!

[Greg_M]

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Mrs. Suzzane Hosni Mubarak, the wife of the Former President of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak. I got your
information from foreign brochure believing that you may have the good spirit of a philanthropist willing
to assist the oppressed for any kind of help and I felt that you could be of help to my family on this vital
issue. As you may be aware that my husband is presently facing trial on maladministration charges in Egypt
and we his family members had moved to the estate in Sharm El Sheikh and all our documents have be
ceased to prevent us from traveling.

Please, presently I and my entire family have what I will called MY FAMILY LAST RESORT to the tune
of U$15M (Fiftheen Million United States Dollars) TO TRANSFER to you with the hope that you will invest
this funds into any good business in your country, pending when the political turmoil is over.Please if
you are interested in helping me to receive this money that is presently in an escrow account in one of
the African country.

After a successful process and transfer of this said money into your bank account, 20% of the total funds
will go to you and my son Alaa will come to your country immediately to start up a business with your
assistance so we will be able save for raining day.

I shall give you the contact information of my Account officer in the bank when you indicated interest and
he will assist you on any legal issues to change the necessary Documents / Documentation to your NAME
and Power of Attorney to secure this fund.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach
of the law as it is a 100% risk free venture.

Kindly indicate your interest in assisting my family by providing the basic information such as Full name,
Address, Age, occupation and cell number.

Thanks for your service in advance.


Sincerely yours
Suzanne Hosni Mubarak

[Slord]

Sounds like the wife of the Nigerian general who contacted me. Nice lady.

[Cwood8656]

Thanks for the laugh, Greg. These things always tickle me.

Chris-

[2FAST4U]

I get at least two a day now. These people are desperate

[dallas_]

Originally Posted by Greg_M

... as it is a 100% risk free venture.

Sounds good.

Greg, if I post my bank account and routing numbers will you send half the money to me?

[Greg_M]

and we his family members had moved to the estate in Sharm El Sheikh and all our documents have be ceased to prevent us from traveling.

After a successful process and transfer of this said money into your bank account, 20% of the total funds will go to you and my son Alaa will come to your country immediately to start up a business with your assistance so we will be able save for raining day.

Funny how that works. Money buys ceased travel papers and rain in Egypt. He's be better off starting a business over there than here, at this point in time

Dallas,
No problem. I emailed Suzy and gave her you contact info so you can get in on this sweet deal too.

Greg

[NicksPapaw]

WOW, I never knew Suzy was so enlightened. How did she find that brochure that talks about how willing you are to assist the oppressed. I thought you quit printing that thing years ago.

[Greg_M]

She must be in the Pub.

[AR-cobra]

Raining day! Lol

[BlitzAttack]

Seems Legit

[MPTech]

Wow, I'm impressed! The former first lady of Egypt contacted YOU!

Maybe Michelle Obama will email you too!

[RobBaker]

I got the same thing do you think they are playing us against each other. This could get interesting, I hope they got my response first.

[Slord]

I think it is very sad that rich people have so much trouble getting help to move millions of dollars. What is this world coming to?

[Thanatopsis]

Originally Posted by RobBaker

I got the same thing do you think they are playing us against each other. This could get interesting, I hope they got my response first.

A wonderful site dedicated to the philanthropic individuals lending a hand to the poor down and out people like Mrs. Suzzane Hosni Mubarak. Some of the responses are quite... erm .... inspirational.

[tirod]

First come, first served.

I'm expecting the deposit of said funds to hit my account by wire transfer any moment now.

Watching it as we speak, so to speak. Sorry you didn't jump on this in a timely manner.

The difficult part is, the last $5 million is still offshore, you know how Uncle Sam monitors things? Well, my wife is better at it. I have to transfer it $9,999 at a whack. So far I make it look like a paycheck from where I volunteer my time, mostly helping the underprivileged buy car parts. Lots of neediness there, many have no clue, they can't even tell you what size motor is under the hood. OHV or OHC escapes them, too.

So I keep donating my time helping them, and that big deposit will be here any day now. Once it get it, I'll start a non profit and hire the homeless to assemble kit cars I will give away - free. I'm calling it Wrenchstrong, and I'm sure more donation money will be out there to keep it going.

Needy people need Roadsters and Coupes, too. I've heard former lottery winners are usually broke three years later. Many get ripped off by investment schemers, and are destitute in short time. They need a hand up, and a finished Roadster would be appropriate to the lifestyle they have become accustomed.

Former NFL linebackers suffer the same exploitation, along with Playmates, and others. It's a long list.

Don't send your donations yet - the accounting firm offshore needs a start up injection to get the international legalities worked out first, hence the $15 million is already taken up. When I get paid, they get paid, it's all understood. Then, you can send money knowing you will help the unfortunate and needy have a purpose in life, like I do.

We need heroes in our lives, just seeing one pass by in their car, tossing empty champagne bottles on the roadside, you know they care. It gives a sense of purpose to those dedicated to cleaning up the stretch of road they volunteered to do.

Anyway, if you applied for the money, I'm pulling for ya, remember, we're all in this together.