An epiphany

[Bob Cowan]

This suddenly occurred to me over the week end.

There are three substances in the know universe that - when properly applied - can make anything better:

- Chocolate

- Bacon

- High explosives

[Hoosier]

Please add cheese to the list.

[cobrajj]

Tequila. But caution combined with high explosives!

[yankabilly]

I can think of one more, but I can't post it here.
It does go well with chocolate and cream

[Big-Foot]

Add two more...

** Duct Tape (it's like The Force)
** WD40


“All of life’s problems can be solved with two things—duct tape and WD40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, you need duct tape. And if it doesn’t move and it should, you need WD40.”—Unknown

[Tickwomp]

LOL, JB Weld

[Cobra Cory]

Actually there is only one thing that takes care of absolutely everything.


Death.



Found out today that Neil Armstrong died from complications during heart surgery. Could have been me......

[M DOUGHERTY]

bob
you are right.
we just got back from vacation camping and I am in a bacon coma. That is the only time of the year my wife does not blink at what I eat. we tore up the bacon.
oh yeah.

[Dan Babb]

That thumbs up you get from a stranger while cruising in your cobra...always puts a smile on your face.

When a child says I love you and it wasnt prompted

Cheesecake

[keithfly1]

Originally Posted by Big-Foot

Add two more...

** Duct Tape (it's like The Force)
** WD40


“All of life’s problems can be solved with two things—duct tape and WD40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, you need duct tape. And if it doesn’t move and it should, you need WD40.”—Unknown

In the Air Force, we learned you could stretch a gnat's a$$ over a telephone pole with WD-40.

[SIZE-O]

Viagra or Cialis

Perry

[bwdziol]

There are two substances in the universe that mechanical engineers long for. They CAN NOT BE broken, worn out, eroded, stretched, compressed, burnt, or in any way damaged. They will withstand any form of abuse know to mankind. Also they can be used interchangeably.
They are: Cantafordium and Unabtainium
Although I prefer unabtainium I am usually forced to use cantafordium (at the great dismay of the purchasing department.
The substances listed in the thread, although stellar in their abilities, pale when compared to these two rare elements.

Caution, certain agencies keep a close eye on those that have occasion to be in possession of ANY quantity of either of these elements. Be advised, if you come to be detained for possessing either of them, I DO NOT KNOW YOU.

Dan Z