Wife's Gem of Wisdom

[yankabilly]

As our thirtieth anniversary approaches this November, She laid this one on me today:
"Marriage is when you spend the rest of your life with someone you want to kill,
But don't because you would miss them too much.


Ain't that sweet?

[Hunter 2]

Love it! Congrats! You should make that your signature.

[Seagull81]

Sweet, but don't leave a loaded gun around. She might change her mind.

[yankabilly]

Originally Posted by Seagull81

Sweet, but don't leave a loaded gun around. She might change her mind.

Her .380, My .357, Our 12ga always loaded and at hand, and I more often than not, ask her the combination for the "big safe".

[speed2much]

Originally Posted by yankabilly

As our thirtieth anniversary approaches this November, She laid this one on me today:
"Marriage is when you spend the rest of your life with someone you want to kill,
But don't because you would miss them too much.


Ain't that sweet?

We'll be at 20 years in November.........not showing this to the wife!

[yankabilly]

Originally Posted by speed2much

We'll be at 20 years in November.........not showing this to the wife!

CHICKEN?

[Ray]

Originally Posted by yankabilly

As our thirtieth anniversary approaches this November, She laid this one on me today:

"Marriage is when you spend the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, but don't because you would miss them too much.


Ain't that sweet?

That's one you will never see on a Hallmark card!

Ray

[RobbieD]

That's awesome!!

[Roadster Jeff]

YB,

I think your wife nailed it.
Congratulations on #30.

Jeff

[tfalk]

Congrats on #30 as well! We are t-minus 17 days and counting...

[TimC]

Can I post that on Facebook?

[yankabilly]

Originally Posted by TimC

Can I post that on Facebook?

Sure go for it, I don't know where she got it (I doubt she made it up on her own). I'll ask when she wakes up. I don't facebook, so I'll never see it.

tfakk, Congrats yourself.

[Steven K]

I may have to use that on my wife. We celebrate 30 years on the 28th of this month and I am having a hard time figuring out where the time went.

Congratulations!

[yankabilly]

Originally Posted by Steven K

I may have to use that on my wife. We celebrate 30 years on the 28th of this month and I am having a hard time figuring out where the time went.

Congratulations!

Tell her " Does not feel like a day longer than forty" then duck.
Congrats.

[Steven K]

Originally Posted by yankabilly

Tell her " Does not feel like a day longer than forty" then duck.
Congrats.

I tell her that it hardly seems fair that one woman should be so lucky for so long. Sometimes I forget to duck.

[yankabilly]

Originally Posted by Steven K

I tell her that it hardly seems fair that one woman should be so lucky for so long. Sometimes I forget to duck.

THANKS !!! I'll use that later

[cobranut1]

reminds me of the line in Old School when the cafe owner says "Love, it's a mother fu*ker"!

[Someday I Suppose]

Congrats on 30 years, and a sense of humor :-) (I hope)

[mrmustang]

Originally Posted by tfalk

Congrats on #30 as well! We are t-minus 17 days and counting...

27 years for us on the 18th............

[HealeyRick]

I like

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start out with hearts and diamonds and end up wanting a club and a spade."

[yankabilly]

Originally Posted by Steven K

I tell her that it hardly seems fair that one woman should be so lucky for so long. Sometimes I forget to duck.

A few years ago, I told her I was thinking of "trading" her in,
on a couple of twenty year olds:


She told me I was not "wired" for 220v


OUCH

[LynnB]

My bride and I recently celebrated the 47th anniversary of our first date. That's back in the Johnson administration for you history buffs. Will be married 43 years in November.

My wife told a bunch of her friends the other day that in all those years we'd never considered divorce. Murder yes, but not divorce.


Lynn B.

[crash]

Originally Posted by yankabilly

A few years ago, I told her I was thinking of "trading" her in,
on a couple of twenty year olds:


She told me I was not "wired" for 220v


OUCH

So what, that would mean you are wired for 1 10 year old?