OK, let me start off by saying this Cobra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o’clock shadow, this Shelby would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn’t meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that’s what your Prius is for. If that’s the kind of car you’re looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop, its just going to get nasty after this.
This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of United States to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn’t even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don’t get lost), air conditioning (real man sweat), heated leather seats (a real man doesn’t let anything warm his butt), mufflers? (Yeah!! if you are trying to sneak out in the middle of the night, but real men don't need to sneak out they just do as loud as they can) or On Star (real men don’t even know what the hell On Star is).
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 400+ HP supercharged engine to outrun the cops or the wifes. It’s got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you’re operating on yourself. This Cobra also has a five speed manual transmission, automatic is for weakly little men who don't have the strength to press on the dual center-force clutch this bad boy houses inside the T-5 tranny.
It has room for you and the four hotties; three hotties, ok ok, one hottie you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. Its equipped with airbag suspension in the rear for the comfortable ride a real hottie deserves.
My price on this bad boy you ask? Well, its so low I'm embarrassed to say, but I’ll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don’t walk up and tell me you’ll give me $5,000 for it. That’s liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab and a can of woop-ass. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let’s just say you won’t be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.
There’s only 6,800 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.
Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it’s a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I’ll get back to you. And when I do, we’ll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.
To sweeten the deal a little, I’m throwing in a pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can’t fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.”
That's a MKI or very early MKII. It has the single strap shoulder harness's and the solid door hinges.
Not a bad looking car though.
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Doug
Arrival: 11/26/06 (My Birthday) Roller: 4/20/08 First Start & Gokart: 10/18/08 Body back on for the first time since delivery: 1/18/09 Registered: April 2010 Graduation: When it's finished!
My Roadster was never painted, how can it grow chest hair?
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FFR5148K MkII Roadster, FRP 306 345HP w/ carb, 3-link, disc brakes, Still Gel-Coat Grey! Now with roll cage and more track stuff, wrecked, beaten, man-handled, cut up, butchered, Freaky body mods, sat on by HOOTERS girls, still barely street legal.
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MarkIII,FFR1003975RD, IRS,3.27's,pin drive,FE,toploader.... SOLD!!
68 F100 Shorty, 418cu. FE, C6, 9inch(in progress?)
2012 Street glide,103
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